The Milk Debt

A comprehensive tracker of an unpaid promise

Current Debt
0
gallons of milk
💰
Est. Total Cost
$0.00
⏱️
Est. Pour Duration
0
minutes
📅
Days Since Start
0
days
📊
Daily Increase
1.0
gallon/day

Analytics & Projections

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Milk Debt Growth

Cumulative Cost Over Time

7-Day Forecast

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Milk Brand Futures

Which brand will LaCamera finally buy?

Whole Foods 365
-130
Horizon Organic
+250
Fairlife
+700
Great Value
+1200
Organic Valley
+1500
Trader Joe's
+2000
Lactaid
+2500
Oak Farms
+3000

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Will LaCamera Ever Do The Milk?

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Yes, He Will Do It
+950
No, He Won't Do It
-2300

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Over/Under: Days Until Completion

Will it take more or less than 43.5 days?

Over 43.5 Days
-110
Under 43.5 Days
-110

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The Timeline

Oct 17, 2025
🥛 The Beginning
The milk challenge was supposed to happen. LaCamera owed 0.5 gallons. The debt began accumulating at 0.5 gallons per day.
Oct 24, 2025
🏃 The Lapping
Exactly one week later, someone else completed the challenge first. LaCamera got lapped. Total debt: 3.5 gallons. Penalty increased to 1.0 gallon per day.
Oct 31, 2025
📈 Today
The debt continues to grow. Currently at 9.5 gallons and increasing by 1 gallon every single day with no end in sight.
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